Let’s get Tied!

scareexorcist:

somethinghorrible:

starexorcist:

you forgot one

*screams* THAT REBLOG. THAT IS HOW I AM GOING TO LACE EVERY SINGE PAIR OF SHOES FROM NOW ON SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM

im-tha-doctor:

kallascorchrazor:

kallascorchrazor:

if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote

mayablanca:

Little Miss Sunshine Script + Gifs: Dwayne’s Colorblindness

rehability:

hey canadians brits and australians have fun at school on monday

the-final-horcrux:

technicolortardis:

lead-interiordesigner:

badtexter:

urbanfuck:

my mom buys tons of food but none of it is microwaveable like who does she think i am fucking Martha stewart

martha stewart is an interior designer

Martha Stewart is a cook…

Maybe she’s having an identity crisis because I can’t remember what she is, either

you guys i’m really worried does anyone know what martha stewart does

whatever it is it’s done more perfectly than you

gambitgrl:

[requested by ma-belle-evangelina]

Cap asked what happens when you take away Stark’s armor.

WELL NOW YOU KNOW.

the-womens-diaries:

I saw this last year when I was in Spain. 

It means ‘I love you does not equal I own you’

radicalgabor:

Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn’t quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he turned that cream into butter and crawled out. 

broadway photoset challenge

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ooh these are fun ones
•  1. What is your middle name?
•   2. Are you wearing makeup?
•   3. What colour is your toothbrush?
•   4. Approximately how many posters are hung up in your room?
•   5. What does your hair product smell like?
•   6. Where would rather be right now?
•   7. What is the temperature outside?
•   8. Have you ever dyed your hair? If so what colour?
•   9. What is the funniest word you know?
•   10. Name your favourite band starting with the letter 'M'
•   11. What is your favourite pick up line? And has anyone ever used it on you?
•   12. Describe your first icon using only verbs
•   13. What is the most expensive thing you have ever bought with your own money?
•   14. State your favourite letter of the alphabet
•   15. What is your favourite accent?
•   16. How did you celebrate the new year?
•   17. What do you call a brown fizzy drink that usually comes in a can?
•   18. Do you like fish?
•   19. What is your most used tag?
•   20. Would you rather ask someone out or be asked out?
•   21. What is your favourite Olympic sport to watch?
•   22. Have you ever dumped anyone?
•   23. What do you want to be when you grow up?
•   24. Have you ever been to the United States? If so, where?
•   25. What instrument have you always wanted to play?
•   26. Describe your dream partner's eye colour
•   27. What do you order at diners?
•   28. Coffee or espressos?
•   29. What is the most annoying song on the radio at the moment?
•   30. How many contacts do you have on your phone?
•   31. What type of music player do you own?
•   32. Describe your favourite painting
•   33. What was the best present you have ever received?
•   34. Spring or Fall? Why?
•   35. What was the last text you received? Who was it from?
•   36. Would you ever paint your room pink?
•   37. What colour is your underwear?
•   38. Favourite perfume scent?
•   39. What celebrity do you think needs to drop off a cliff?
•   40. Do blue eyes turn you on?
•   41. What meat do you prefer in a sandwich?
•   42. Would you ever wear a sweater to school?
•   43. What is the name of your current ringtone?
•   44. Glasses or contacts?
•   45. What shoes do you normally wear to school?
•   46. Where is your nearest television?
•   47. What is your favourite vegetable?
•   48. When was the last time you drank milk?
•   49. What was your lowest grade in school?
•   50. Are you using Google chrome?